イギリス研修医生活: Orthopaedic Jokes

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2005年07月27日

Orthopaedic Jokes

整形外科医ジョーク

医療関係者の間では、いえ、一般でもそうかもしれませんが
整形外科医に対するイメージというのは結構強烈なものがあって
(整形外科医＝医者らしくない)
それは世界共通なの..かな..

以前見つけたサイトが今閉じられてしまって残念なんですが
こんなのがのってたんですよ

What's the difference between a carpenter and an orthopaedic surgeon?
A carpenter knows more than one antibiotic!

これを読んだ夫に、じゃあ、抗生物質の名前を３つあげなさい、と質問され
汗書きながら答えた記憶があります　ふ～

How do you hide a twenty-pound note from an orthopaedic surgeon?
Put it in a textbook!

というか教科書を持っているだけエラいかも（嘘

How do you spot the orthopaedic surgeon's car in the car park?
It's the Porsche with a comic on the back shelf!

ぶわっはっは、これって脳外科医っぽくないでしょうかね？

What do you call two orthopaedic surgeons looking at a chest X-ray?
A double blind study.

二重ってところが辛い

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posted by Ninotchka at 22:41| Comment(21) | TrackBack(1) | Orthopaedics |

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ううーむ、一つも訳せなかった．．．．。
英語力のなさを痛感．．．．。（-_-；
シクシク．．．．。

Posted by GORO at 2005年07月28日 19:20

初めまして、エキブロメディカルから辿ってきました
地方医学部６年です。
面白いっすね、特に最後の・・・！
思わず笑ってしまったのでコメントしてみました。

また遊びに来てもよろしいでしょうか？

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Hi Miss Ninotchka

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Posted by toorisugari at 2005年07月29日 00:32

>GORO-san
うは、ここまでいらしてくださってありがとう
It is not easy to understand medical Jokes anyway! Never mind.

>ユウ-san
Hey! You have a good sense of humor and good at English as well. Let's study together as '研修医’　　(= House Officer) on blog. I don't know why they call 研修医 a House Officer.

>toorisugari-san
Hi! Yes I am sure! You are NOT orthopaedic surgeon! I guess you may be a real doctor.

Posted by Ninotchka at 2005年07月29日 02:31

うーん、にのさんの英語は分かるのに
どうしてjokeが訳せないのだ．．．．？

Posted by GORO at 2005年07月29日 08:11

Hello!! It was very interesting.
Many doctors visit to our office because i am currently working in a medical organization. When we see doctors, we can sort of guess in which speciality they are working.

After reading these jokes, now i know that my perception which is many orthopedists are 大雑把! was not completerly wrong!! hahaha
Internists are 繊細 or 細かい and pediatricians are 優しい

Posted by kyoko at 2005年07月29日 17:49

Hi Miss Ninochika

I have just find such interesting Page.

http://davidlimwk.blogspot.com/2005/03/more-orthopaedics-jokes.html

I hope you'll enjoy it.

Posted by toorisugari at 2005年07月29日 22:17

hi! Ninotchka san.
i'm reading your blog (mean exblog) at times, and it always gives me great pleasure.
now i feel very much interested in 'A Japanese Doctor in A British Hospital'.
thank you for sharing delightful stories.

Posted by かわうそ亭 at 2005年07月29日 22:27

>GORO-san
要約すると整形外科医は大工みたいな仕事をしているのに大工以下だというこっちゃねー　下でkyokoさんが書いてますが大雑把なわけです
I think GORO-san knows about disease better than an orthopaedic surgeon.

>kyoko-san
O! yesssss! You are right. My husband always calls me 大雑把ちゃん（hahaha）Please visit the other link that toorisugari-san gave me. That's very funny as well.

>toorisugari-san
That's hilarious! I liket the first one a lot. HAHAHA

>かわうそ亭-san
Oh how nice of you to give me such a comment.
Thank YOU. I will try hard.

Posted by Ninotchka at 2005年07月30日 08:34

Hi Ms. Ninotchk

The origin of that page is

http://www.kayr.demon.co.uk/

This page may be familiar to you.

And to be accurate, I'm not a REAL doctor. I'm always using knife,chizel,hammer,reamer,file,drill and glue.

Humpty- Dumpty who am I ?

Posted by toorisugari at 2005年07月30日 23:12

>toori-san
The doctor on the page look very strong! but I don't know him personally.
Oh dear, if you are not a REAL doctor, you mat be an orthopaedic surgeon or a carpenter...

Posted by Ninotchka at 2005年07月31日 17:05

Hi Ms.Ninotchka

Hickory dickory dock
The mouse ran up the clock
The clock struck one
The mouse ran down
Hickory dicory dock

Please guess how this song use for ?

Posted by toorisugari at 2005年08月01日 00:31

>toori-san
????? This is a song for children ????
I have no idea how this sone use for?
For education? as a bed-side story?

Posted by Ninotchka at 2005年08月01日 07:44

Hi Ms. Ninotchka

This is the song for choose it, when children play hide-and-seek.
It's just like ''kakurenbo surumono yottoide janken ponyo aikode syo!''

I'm enjoying hide-and-seek with you???

Sorry.

See you.

Posted by toorisugari at 2005年08月01日 09:45

Oh I see, >toori-san
yes mysterious and unexplained lurkers!

Posted by Ninotchka at 2005年08月01日 17:44

Hi Ms. Ninotchka

I'll send you another hints.

I'm using micro to mini titanium plate and screw or poli-lactic-asid plate and screw to fix the bone which orthopaedic surgeon rare to treat.

I believe you may understand what I am.

Posted by toorisugari at 2005年08月02日 00:23

>toori-san
Oh I see You are using/making/developing those beautiful shiny plate and screws!

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